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The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
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A face like you smelled freshly rolled grass.
Gnomie Wonder got his gnome face on, while ruddin' up his yard. Gia!
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The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
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A woman who has had so much filler injected into her face that it begins to resemble a pillow. They do this because they think that full lips and cheeks make them look younger, but in reality they look like bloated alcoholics.
Pillow face celebrities: Madonna, Priscilla Presley, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Kylie Minogue, Madonna
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Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.
Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.
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Making one's lips appear to be similar to a puckered anus.
Did you see that girl who did the duck face? It was horrendous!
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Facial contortions of a bass player involving mouth twisting to the groove, chin dropping impossibly low, brow furrowing, a seemingly blank stare and a general unawareness of the condition. Also often accompanies Egyptian-style head gyrations.
Dude, have you ever seen your bass face?
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