Fap Wagon

When a very large group of males get together and fap and jerk eachother off

HEY GUYS COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WE CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST FAP WAGON OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

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I'd Fap That

Similar to "I'd tap that"
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.

guy1: "damn, check that girl out."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."

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Fap Nap

When you tell, you 're going to take a nap, but you masturbate in your room instead.

- George, I'm really tired... I'm going home to take a nap.
- Yeah right... You mean a fap nap! I know you too well, you sick freak...

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snap fap

A snap fap is where you snapchat while fapping.

Ex: she screenshotted my snap fap!!

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Fap Tribute

Where u see sexy bitch and watch bootys and boobs flopping around

Nate: I watched this fap tribute
Sam: what’s that?
Nate: boobs and bootys idiot

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Fap Juice

The very foul smelling, disgusting fluid that is unfortunately a product of nonstop female masturbation, also known as "Fapping." Fap Juice is most easily detected while temporarily sharing a home with an extremely nasty woman who has a fake online boyfriend,masturbates alot and never takes a shower.

Damn, it smells straight up like FAP JUICE in your sister's room! She must have been FAPPING ALL NIGHT LONG!

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