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French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018


french eighty

A term for smoking marijuana.

The French word for eighty is literally translated to "four twenties" (quatre-vingts; quatre = 4; vingts = 20)

"After work, I'm gonna french eighty it, man."

by 4llFather July 23, 2019


French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019


French comeback

when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth

`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``

by _Draco_ July 13, 2018


french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.

Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?

by looooooolNo January 17, 2018


French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 18, 2014


French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020