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They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
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a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming
he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt
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when some are 'giggling' they make a sound that sounds close to the word 'goggle'
Man, that chic just giggle-goggled.
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Camp goggles is a phrase used to describe consuming media through a camp lens.
Camp has many definitions I will not define them here.
I know Victorious is a bad show but that's what I like about it, I'm watching it through camp goggles.
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When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.
Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.
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when a dude puts his jizz around a chicks eyes and licks it off
I gave this chick persian goggles and she let me stick her.
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Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
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