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Noun-
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!
When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.
Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!