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A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.
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when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
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A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
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A sexual act involving antlers from a North American moose, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup. The act was started when a group of Canadian Mounties snowed in for 6 weeks in a remote part of British Colombia became overcome by their sexual needs. Lacking the company of women and lubricants, the mounties used the tools around them in an event that shaped the history of an entire country and the mounties rectums for long after they returned home with their exhilirating tale.
guy 1: what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is out of town?
guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
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A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!
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the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
evan performed canada's history on himself and rightfully hasnt shown his face in town since.
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A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.
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