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n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.
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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.
Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.
You play hockey? You must get all the girls!
Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you
Damn hockey is one hell off a sport
a very canadian sport where big men slap a piece of rubber that slightly resembles an oreo with carbon fiber sticks while they have knives strapped to their feet and punch each other in an attempt to win a large hunk of silver.
person 1: wanna watch the hockey game?
person 2: are the wild on?
person 1: yessir
The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)
Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"