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When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.
Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!
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A form the God comes in. The Holy Spirit is something that God can come see the earth as a spirit.
The Holy Spirit is a form of God Almighty.
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catholic high school in hicksville, long island where the girls are really easy, act like total hoe bags and take it upon themselves to alter the dress code (always have incredibly short skirts & their top buttons are never done) the guys sports teams suck. The students here aren't known for there knowledge but instead their excessive drinking and are always good for some weed.
holy trinity girls are so easy, i just had two make out with me at the same time!
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1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).
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Another word for holy crap.
Holy Josaphat, I just saw Jesus.
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A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
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When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.
I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.
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