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A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.
John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.
I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.
When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.
You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.
Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.
Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?
when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth
`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``
When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.
Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$