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April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.
"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"
A school in Dubai that sucks ass, half of the kids there have lung cancer and are alcoholics.The teachers are shitty people and can't teach for shit, everyone is either snakes or fake depressed. most of the girls are thots and the guys are chamak
At least our sports teams are not that bad.
wallah Deira International School (DIS) is making me depressed, Abood lets go vape in the bathrooms and post Simpson edits on snap
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Starting at 12am on July 13th and ending at 12am on July 14th, International Sussy Baka Day is a holiday celebrated around the world by using the word Baka in place of every word in a conversation. R Kelly and Bill Cosby (Pissy Bakas) especially love this holiday. Odell aka Fece Baka Beckham also loves this holiday.
The Gif is of R Kellys Sussy Piss
Some Examples:
International Sussy Baka Day Is My Favorite International Holiday. I love replacing every word with Baka on this day.
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What folks in the Hollar call World War I
WW 2 is known, obviously, as International Civil War III
Cousin Coon Head was a sniper in the army during International Civil War II.
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Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.
Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.
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The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.
Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?
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January 1st.
The first day of the new year. Usually starting about 12pm when people wake up from the parties with a hang over.
Also known as New Years Day.
Joe called me on International Hung Over Day just so he could torment me for having gotten drunk the night before.
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