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The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.
BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!
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That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.
''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''
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A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.
they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.
Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions
Ted: must be the UD Thought Police
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Police hired by the snitchin-ass-nigga 50 cent to follow the game because Curtis Jackson is a rat.
"Da hip hop police are on my dick so I can't kill 50 cent, GGGGG-UNOTTTT" -The Game
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n. A small-town law enforcement agency in some God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. These cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that don't play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.
Careful your speed. Don't wanna have to deal with any yahoos from this small town municipal police department.
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To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.
Hey man, you should police your butt.
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Corrupt, Institutionally Racist, Filty Swine, Bacon sarnie 🥓, Worksworth, Good for nothing
Metropolitan Police Lol
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