A Japanese Movie Night

When a 3 or more people of the same sex decide watch hentai together.

Husband 1: I had a a Japanese movie night with the boys last saturday.
Wife: Oh, maybe I can join next time? I like anime.
Husband: Oh umm sorry, saturday iis for the boys...

Japanese Boy

He said that he loved me, never would go
Oh oh, oh oh
Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
Oh oh, oh oh

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

People ask about him every day
Oh oh, oh oh
Don't know what to tell them, what can I say
Oh oh, oh oh

If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation, that's all
It would stop me climbing the wall
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Japanese Train Pusher

During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.

Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.

japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

Smells amazing and I use it every day

I use Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."