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Shinzo Abe
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel
A sexual act that involves bending a girl over like doggystyle, then having the man insert his penis and climbing ontop of the the still bend over girl, and spinning around with his penis still inserted
My and Linda performed the Japanese helicopter last night
The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass
Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!
When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.
Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.
Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye
Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!
Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!
When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .
I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover