Random
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Random
In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Shinzo Abe
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass
Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!
It involves forklift sushi and the anus
Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.
Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel
When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.
Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.
Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.
Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.