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Shoo Kitty

When the wellness of being is overwhelming.

*Hits Blunt* Why is a delivery in a car called a shipment, but a delivery in a ship is called cargo? -SHOO KITTY!

by taradise January 19, 2020


The Kitty Sniffer

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.

Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."

by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013

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kitty daddy

A kitty daddy is a man that is a whole snack referred to as daddy and a kitty is a women’s vagina which he owns which will give him the name β€œkitty daddy”

Minho from SHINee is a whole kitty daddy

by Kitty daddy December 8, 2018

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


stinky kitty

human feces in a cat's litter box

if the upper decker isn't an option, look for the litter box to deliver a stinky kitty. should resemble a nutty cheese log, sort of.

by soul boner August 11, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.

EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.

by JP December 20, 2004

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hello kitty

Actually, Hello Kitty is a clever guise.

It's true name being Hell Kitty.

It was sent by Hell to take over the world.
If you look carefully, you'll see the horns (those aren't just cute ears) and the demonic tail.

Did you hear? Hell- I mean Hello- Kitty just decapitated some kid......
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HOW CUTE!!!!

by dontxkillxme June 17, 2005

66πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Bonsai Kitty

The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)

"My thats a lovely bonsai kitty vase u have in the living room"

by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

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