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An Ava is the best person you could ever come across. She is beautiful, sweet, tough, and loyal. She is one of those people that say they are ugly wen she is the most gorgeous thing you can lay your eyes on. She loves to have fun, but can seem crazy sometimes. Ok all the time. An Ava M is a girl you will never forget. She is an excellent charmer, and puts up a fence of confidence and strength even if they are hurting. You can never tell what she is going to do, they are pretty spontaneous, you can't help to love an Ava M. Ava M is especially good at anything to do with helping anyone and everyone. You don't want to get her them to hate you. If you do I would say to watch out because an Ava M is a pretty formidable enemy. If anything you should be going out of your way to find an Ava M. Hold them tight and never let them go and love them forever. You will love having an Ava M in your life. She will shape you into a better person without you ever knowing. Love them forever because otherwise you will never forgive yourself.
Ava M is the most loyal and best friend I've ever had.
This amazing girl who is turning 18!!!!! She is very intelligent and funny, great at school and awesome, caring friend to everyone, plus she is super pretty. She's gonna ace out-door ed exam and Japanese exam as クレアは日本語は上手です！
"wow, I wish I was a Claire M. But no I'm just a Joseph." *no offense to Joseph*
A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
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Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
A nickname given to a person named Max; the name derives from the ice cream Maxibon and can be changed to suit preferences.
Bon-Bon-Bon-Bon Bonatron
M-bon, how's it hanging?
Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.
Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!
A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.
Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.
They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
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