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Taken from the social networking site, Twitter, twitter mouth describes someone who constantly has to update anyone who is listening, whether they care or not, on everything that's going on in their life/what they're currently doing down to the second. They never shut up.
She's always telling everyone what she's thinking, who she's texting, when she's going to eat, where she's going tonight. She's such a twitter mouth.
When a woman queefs into the mouth of whom she is being pleasured by. This resulting in Tuna Mouth. Usually this kills any desire to continue oral sex by the other party. Often resulting in puking or crying.
Can you believe Sara gave Sam tuna mouth. In addition to having herpes Sam had tuna mouth for weeks.
After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth
Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth
'I have a bad case of desert mouth'
When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"
Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.
Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?
Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth
When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
click mouth - adj. when one has a really bad case of cotton mouth from smoking herb and then when one talks everything one says makes a clicking noise b/c the tongue is bone dry and sorta sticks to the cheeks and roof of mouth.
Monique: "Tak, tik, klak, click..."
Michael: "What did you say Monique?"
Monique: "Oh, excuse me Michael. I have click mouth from that grass we smoked."
Michael: "Oh, ok. Me too."