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When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"
Last night, Dan went all Cookie Monster on my pussy!
The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.
"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."
Person with an unusually dark complexion.
Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?
Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.
Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.
Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.
"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"
People who buy duffle bags and find enjoyment in watching South Park/Rick and Morty.
That boy got a sleep lip cookie head ahh lookin head.
a college game, often played in fraternaties, where many mles stand around in a circle masturbating. Whenever someone cum's, they giz on to the cookie that is placed in the middle of the circle. the last person to get off on to the cookie is forced to eat it by his "buddies"
The idiot agreed to join in on a game of mushy cookie without knowing what it is. Schmuck.