T-Town

Tacoma, Washington. U.S.A

Betty: "Where are you from?"
Joe: "T-Town"
Betty: "Oh, I'm sorry."

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Onager

A wild, fast running ass.

Look at that Onager go!

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puppy nuts

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

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talking stick

A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.

Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!

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guy goo

semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate

Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"

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pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

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Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.

Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!

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