talking stick

A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.

Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!

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pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

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guy goo

semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate

Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"

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Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.

Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!

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Lix

Teh uber pwnage slogan of teh SM. Is known to kill teh rice.

*SM lix MinesSkylineR34
*MinesSkyliner34 dies

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re-up

Get high on drugs again.

It's been a 2 hours since my last joint. I think I'll re-up.

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puppy nuts

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

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