Funny Monkey

a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags

do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?

HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO

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You're fuckin funny

Sarcastically saying someone is funny when you are pissed at them for making a joke at your expense.

Ha! You're fuckin funny Ben!

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c'mon kiki that was funny

Phrase popularized by the recent Starburst commercial. Used to elicit laughter, sometimes after a joke, sometimes at random. Usually said in deeper voice than normal.

Girl one: I think I sat in poop.
Silence.
Girl two: C'mon Kiki that was funny.

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funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

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Choke Me Funny

A person on Discord who enjoys being choked to the point where it's funny

I had a weird conversation with Choke Me Funny the other day

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Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

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you're so funny

You're so not funny.

+ Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- You're so funny, I'm screaming.

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