shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

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shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

fighting shoes

fight shoes is when you finna beat a bitch up den put on sum fighting shows

girll i need sum fighting shoes

I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.