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Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
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Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.
Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.
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A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.
My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.
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The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
The group formed by the second season of Produce 101. They debuted on August 7th 2017, their contracts ended on December 13st 2018 but will promote forever in Wannable's hearts.
"Oh, you stanned Wanna One?"
"I did then, and I still do now. As long as there is Wannables, Wanna One will always be here."
When two people of the same sex check in a room at a hotel an request one bed
Them 2 men look sweet must b a one bedder
The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.
"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.