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boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
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To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development
"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"
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A term of affection. Derived from the word 'nigger'.
Oh you're the best little pile of niggery noodles I've ever met. I love you, sweet niggery noodles.
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What you call a friend when they are being funny.
2 minute noodles in there uncooked form.
What you call friends who are cameronated.
OMG you are such a noodle cake.
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When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.
Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!
Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.
Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!
Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!
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One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.
Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!
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When a male (naked) spreads his legs apart and does a hip thrust in the forward and back motion. Therefore causing his penis to flap to this stomach, and his ass, making a slapping sound as if you were slapping your cheek right now
Rob Did a Bees knees and a noodle shoopven at the same time. MAN is he talented.
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