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Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a superior. A reference to the 1999 Mike Judge comedy 'Office Space', in which case the cause was hypnosis.
Employee 1: "Now that the Milkowski case is over, I have the best case of Office Space Syndrome. Let's grab a Beer."
Employee 2: "It's 9am."
Employee 1: "DGAF Nation!"
Employee 2: "Fuck it, I'm in."
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Office Grizzly N. (ô f s gr z l )
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
Nothing was accomplished due to the Office Grizzly’s attacks.
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A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
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An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.
Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.
Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”
Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"
cops who look old beyond their age
you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair
Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!
An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
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