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August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”
They will expect money from you
Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5
No sharing food day
On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone
Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day
5-12/512 is Latin slang for oxycodone
5-12 es una tema popular q refiere a la oxicodona, un analgesico muy potente.
"Pero en mi cama se volvió un vicio como la 5-12" -Jhay Cortez
Literal Definition: Serious and a Half
Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Your top 5 females currently in your rotation. subject to trades and being dropped.
“yeah isabell is in my starting 5 recently; head game strong af”