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The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.
Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.
Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.
John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
Being confident is the key to feeling comfortable in your own skin, and it’s obviously easier said than done. Confidence comes from within, and developing your confidence means feeling good about who you are, where you are, and what you have to bring to the table.
Comfortable in my own skin you can't get me down.
1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”
Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”
2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.
Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”
Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.
Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.
A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,
A female wank
John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe