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it is a funny phrase to say when you are happy.
yee yee welcome to parie
Crazy Horse (Pn) Burlesque and cabaret club in the Pigal arrondisement of Paris.
also,
A Crazy Horse running through the streets of Paris, looking for a friend. As coined by French pop band Stereototal
hark ! crazy crazy horse in paris france !
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1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!
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noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner's cavity (be it vagina or anus).
The irregular protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since your partner's vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is not light, and the environment is most, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Kevin: "Yo, Alex... that French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak"
Alex: "Why, dude?"
Kevin: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacombs on her"
Alex: "Neat, dude!"
noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
To finish the job you started.
When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.
Wonderful person has a bad side to him, so don’t get in his nerves but if you really get to know him, he’ll open up and you’ll find he has a soft side too
Guy: Oh hey you sound just like Paris (guy)