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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023


Joker Please

Joker Please, a substitute for the more Inflammatory form used when someone is trying to scam, jive, or blow smoke.

$30 dollars to mount a new tire ?? !! Joker Please !!

by Swisher rolled tight January 13, 2021


Please

Please a word I use

Please date me lmao

by Not a simp March 3, 2021


please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022


Please

I remember on discord, you told me you liked it when I said "plz, please.."

Yes, please is not begging in my definition.
Please means I want to please you all the way, in every way bc I love you that deeply. I just want to do things to please you. Only you. Just you. I love you with everything you have. The good, the bad, the imperfections.

I love you, all you. There are days that I wake up being very naughty and I don't even know what to do with myself but wanting to feel yours so badly. I love you so much. Only you. Just you who captured my heart and mind. I can't go a day without thinking of you. When we looked at each others at a distance in our cars.. I just wanted to get out of my car and get in your car to tell you how much I miss you and would give you the warmest and longest hug with full of my longing feeling ever.

by Mating® December 16, 2023


Please

Stop

"Please Stop being a cunt"

by coffeemccoffee9 January 19, 2022


please

please deny my last request🙏

i don’t want it to b posted please

by jupitr April 24, 2021