Big Boy Pound

AWESOME-NESS THROUGH YOUR HANDS, INSTEAD OF HIGH-FIVING.. WE BIG BOY POUND .

'DUDE, THAT WAS SO SICK!'
'Big boy pound?'
'BIG BOY POUND!'
*bump knuckles together*

go pound sand

1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come

Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.

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Pound her out

Verb: When her significant other inserts his erect CIRCUMCISED penis into her vagina so hard, she is unable to walk. Successfully pleasing her out of her mind, so successfully she blacks out.

Did her fratdaddy pound her out last night?!

Let me have your art work, so then I can pound her out!!!

You got so pounded last night!

He pounded her out so hard last night, We all heard it through the walls!

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Cha-pound

To have sexual intercourse with. Originated when the phrase "Wouldjya pound her?" slowly turned into "Cha-pound her?"

"Hey Spira, wanna cha-pound?"

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one pound fish

a fish costing £1 sold to ladies for so very very cheap that you can also get six for £5.

selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with sexy ladies.

come on ladies, come on ladies
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each

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Pussy Pounds (£P)

‘Pussy’ Pounds (£P) – The term coined by Jimbinho, referring to money allocated for ‘treating the bird’ on nights out.

A typical phrase may be: - ‘sorry lads, I can’t come to the pub tonight because I have only got 'Pussy Pounds (£P)' left for the rest of the month.’

cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.

Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"