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The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
A prison roleplay game on roblox.
That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.
A saying that implies terrible life choices
Person A: man, I’m not depressed
Person B: Griamore was not in prisoners of the sky
Person A: Nvm
A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.