When your pubes get caught in your zipper
I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.
To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.
Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes
A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!
Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy
A competition between two friends where you start by Rubbing bbq sauce on you and your friends pubes and having rough buttsex till the first one who erupts first has to shave all of their friends pubes off and lick them up along with the freshly came sperm
“Yo me and wood just had hot bbq pubes”
When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.
Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!
the famous steam user who allegedly has evil pubes
I have evil pubes