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a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.
A colloquial term for the vagina.
Chelsea cried out, "stick your tongue deep into my rotten sausage chamber".
Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?
A hand job.
Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
A fast moving object fueled by sausages.
Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!