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When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.
I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.
When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.
I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.
When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.
I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)
Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.
Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum
When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.
(Sort of akin to a towel snap)
I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!