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So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.
Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex
blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss
green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek
yellow-huge/kiss
purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/
orange-kiss/huge
glow in the dark-sex toyz
red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex
clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss
pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger
white-flash chest 2 snapper
gold sparkle-make out
any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate
gold-all above
light green-oral sex
light pink-huge/kiss
brown-toss my salad
glittery yellow-hug/kiss
glittery gold-make out
baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)
glittery green-69
gray-silver-flash
yellow sparkle-hug/kiss
glow in da dark pink-grl toyz
glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want
Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!
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What you have when you make out with a guy you like in the church basement while he has a girlfriend. Also a kickass song by All American Rejects.
Amanda: did u make out with that one dude?
Ashley: yea he's my "dirty little secret"
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A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.
Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
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Supposed terrible secret of spacial origin. The space robots will protect you. Do not trust the shover robot. He shoves around the blind people.
"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."
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A sexual act where two individuals begin to have intercourse. When one party is least expecting it, the second party traces the Star of David on the first party and promptly farts in their face. Thus ‘gassing’ them.
“Things were really heating up between us! But the next thing I know she’s tracing the Star of David on my chest and farting in my face. It was then I knew she was a secret Hitler...”
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Someone, a man specifically, who cannot resist his attraction to sheep.
Beth: Did you hear Mark is a secret assassin?
Kim: NO WAY. I'll have to hide the sheep in my farm!
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I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!
Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.
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