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when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.
"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"
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when you want to have sex fast
you: hey babe you wanna make tonight a special night
babe:yeah i wanna do it pump action shotgun
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When a man bites off and swallows as many pubes from a girls vaginal area as humanly possible. Preferred with Russians considering they are the "beaver" nation of the world.
No this isn't a goatee, I just gave this Russian an amazing dry beaver shotgun!
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An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation
Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo
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Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.
That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.
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A military term used both literally and metaphorically:
1) To remove the rear pin on an M16 rifle, allowing the rifle to fold open to reveal the internal parts. This is similar to how a double-barrel shotgun folds open for loading.
2) To explain something in a very simple and clear fashion.
3) To bend a standing woman forward for sex.
1) "Take your weapon and break it down shotgun-style for inspection by the armorer."
2) "Look, let me break it down shotgun-style: the colonel thinks your scenario is shit."
3) "As soon as we finish up this op, you can all go home, grab the little lady and break her down shotgun-style."
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A shock video that was possibly uploaded on bestgore but got deleted afterwards, it allegedly shows 5 men killing a man tied to a tree with shotguns. This is most likely a hoax because some people says it just never existed.
Guy 1: do you know 1 guy 5 shotguns?
Guy 2: yeah, thats just 100% hoax, not real at all
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