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The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.
7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
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The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.
I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.
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something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
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Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".
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Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
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A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.
IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!
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