a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk
-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"
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a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"
Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.
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When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
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Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
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A retardedly fun class despite it being less useful than say, computer literacy, contrary to popular belief.
y = mx + b *shotforbeinganalgebra2nerd*
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Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will รท and you'll hope you don't ร
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Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician
Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.
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