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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 10, 2012


dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham
Friend: “the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire February 01, 2022


basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 15, 2018


thick ham

A girls nice ass

That girl has somw thick ham

by 3loh55a May 09, 2017


Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 26, 2020


ham rack

Fat boob

That girl is a real ham rack

by Hahafunnygirl60 April 19, 2015


Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola July 01, 2021