To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie
The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...
The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.
“Damn did you see those mammy hams”
A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-
Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...