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New Jersey

one of the nation's 6th most wealthy states that many people have misconceptions of. usually stereotyped as smelly, dirty, and unclean, yet that only makes up about 5% of the area of the state. other 95% includes scenic river valleys, picture-perfect suburbs, rolling farmland, sandy beaches, and bustling nightlife

"I would drive around New Jersey to get to New York because it smells."
is a terrible misconception.

Average household price = $649,000

by Sage December 22, 2003

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New Kensington

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)

-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery

by Tasha March 13, 2005

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FOX News

A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.

The motto of FOX News is "Fair and Balanced*", but should be "Fairly Biased."

*Yeah right.

by Volimer February 13, 2010

358๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


brand new

brand new is an amazing indie like band

the morrisey/the smiths looooove child
'so to speak' jesse lacey
is an amazing lead singer/ songwriter i personally have drawn inspiration to become a lead singer from him
and thats were my band started
so
im giving my highest recomendations to this band
pick up the cd 'your favorite weapon' first though because well it will start things out
then get 'deja entendu' its more experimental/ amazing
haha

brand new>living
brand new>breathing
brand new>trashy punkpop crap
brand new>saltine crackers?

by t-radical squared May 11, 2005

235๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Hamster

License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.

Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?

by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


new year

1. Another year.
2. A day many people celebrate like they're insane and get drunk as hell.

1. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"

2. Happy New Year, officer! What? No, there's no blood in my alchoholstream! I love you!!!

by Jerry Cheesecake January 5, 2004

90๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Albany

A place where there are many nice people. It has a bad reputation but there so many nice people. So stop calling us snobby rich kids and shut up. Most of us are nice people. Not all of us are bitches with money. You would be suprised.

Bob: Their from New Albany, they must be bitches.
Fred: Ew, their all snobby rich kids.

Abbie: I'm not rich, none of my friends are, why does everyone think I'm a bitch?

by NAGirl March 26, 2012

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