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Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s
One who's penis is so large it makes you nervous and you laugh out loud literally.
I tried to keep a straight face, but when he dropped his pants he was a Dave Loll!
An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.
My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.
A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!
Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.
Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.
A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse
On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"
Telling someone named Dave that their name is cool
Tim: hey dave your name is cool
Dave: thanks man
dave is cool