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When you get off your face and lie down in the middle of the road with your pants down, wanking off to taxis
I got so wasted last night I done a rob harrison
When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the rob zone will also be whipped by his female friend as he tries to inch ever nearer.
Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?
Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)
Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.
Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.
Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the rob zone)
A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.
“I don’t f*** reta***!”
‘Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”
A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Literally just cut the guys dick off.
My wife caught me cheating and gave me a Mussian Rob last night.
A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?
Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
When running low on cigarettes you have to go looking in ashtray's for some cigarettes
Guy 1: Yo u got a cigarette
Guy 2: nah go Grave Robbing