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A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.
It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
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A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.
Oh man...don't look up that guy Joe C. is right behind us, he is the ultimate douchebag.
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Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.
"Kris Rich is a super douchebag."
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1. The act of tagging a douchebag on the back of his shirt or his vehicle with an embarrassing sticker or label that clearly reads "Douchebag". This form of tagging is becoming more and more popular across the United States and is a anonymous way of letting a Douchebag know that they are infact, a Douchebag! Most douchebags are totally unaware of the fact that they act like douchebags and just need some enlightenment.
"Douchebag Tagging" is similar to the all time favorite game of taping a sign on someone's back that boldly states, "I'm Gay, Please Kick Me"!
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Something that is no longer cool or acceptable because morons have overused and abused a certain fad.
Because of how often a bunch of stupid pricks have said "I am your father" as much as it hurts me to say this, The Empire on Ice has been Douchebag flagged.
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
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Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.
I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!
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someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
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