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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.
I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.
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The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil
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while being double penatrated DP dp, the woman poops herself. in reference to the 2010 BP oil spill
jeff and i were DP-ing this chick and all of sudden we had a DP oil spill on our hands
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White trash, are usually oilfield trash working their ass off for fairly average pay. 97% of the work force is male (of any ethnic group), women need not apply for this extremely labor-intensive job (as rig worker).
I'm trash myself, working 80 hour weeks. Most men on my tour (pronounced tower) are hard working family men, toiling for the $. Oil Field trash usually have to wear FRC's (fire retardant clothing).
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When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.
Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.
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When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night