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When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.
Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?
The act of stating you have the intention of taking a friend or acquaintance's girlfriend.
Mike saw Joe wasn't treating his woman right, so he had a talk. Rooster too rooster.
An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.
I think you have too much mcdonald's.
A person who acts stuck up, thinks their hot shit. Conceited, grand.
Look at her. She acts like she's too many things.
Taking on more than you can likely achieve, particularly too many tasks.
While it can imply a long-shot, it connotes more an idea of striving to do more than can be achieved, rather than striving to do a thing that is unlikely to be successful.
The previous definition by "A solid cube of tungsten" had a good historical reference, but the particular example was not quite on point: "The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.
It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure."
Modified from the first example:
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due, play a round of golf, and then ride my bike to school to drop it off.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...
“Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.”
Jake Morris is too mf playa! His drip is outta this world!
Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!