“Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.”
Jake Morris is too mf playa! His drip is outta this world!
Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!
When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.
Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?
When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.
Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?
The act of stating you have the intention of taking a friend or acquaintance's girlfriend.
Mike saw Joe wasn't treating his woman right, so he had a talk. Rooster too rooster.
An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.
I think you have too much mcdonald's.
A person who acts stuck up, thinks their hot shit. Conceited, grand.
Look at her. She acts like she's too many things.