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A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.
A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.
SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.
A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.
SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...
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An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
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Somebody who does not have attractive features and is infact quite unnatractive or busted.
All of the alcohol in Bob's system made that uggo waffle a hottay.
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it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.
Person 1: "OMG LOL"
Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"
Me: "fuck off you cunts"
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A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.
Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
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A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.
"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"
"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"
"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."
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A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.
Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"
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