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The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.
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Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".
State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".
"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."
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The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."
Adam likes to slow wind for me.
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What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
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curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman
"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."
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in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!
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