A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey
This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue
“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”
The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies
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When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".