fat things that boys have that girls always wanna hop on
Boy: my penis is hurting
Girl: i can help u with that daddy
a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .
person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child
person 2: dats cap mother fucker
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis
The hairless half inch that will make you cry
Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus