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off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

by dm_ August 29, 2018


Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020


'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.

1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

by Fuckin Chad July 11, 2008


Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 7, 2010


turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing

"turn your head and cough, please" ;)

by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006

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Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009

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bald head hoe shit

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

by BEAUTIFULL March 23, 2005

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