'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.

1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing

"turn your head and cough, please" ;)

Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

bald head hoe shit

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

Hold it over your head

This term is for when you do a favor for someone,then use that favor to to taunt or guilt them.You try to keep this status over them as long as possible until you can cash that mother fucker in on something good.The term comes from the wildly popular passtime of taunting small children,by holding something over their head just out of reach and making them crazy.

tony:I just fixed missy's car today.

mike:Really how much did you charge her?

tony:nothing,but I told her" I'll hold it over your head"

mike:did she get it?

tony:I think so,but if she didn't, I'll remind her that I fix her car the next time we're chillin and I need my cock sucked.