A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"
Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.
"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"
Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.
Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!
a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!